Will Noble
Harley Street Just Accidentally Emailed Us The Secret To Eternal Life
A small excerpt from the email
We get a fair bit of claptrap clogging up our inbox, but that doesn't stop us sifting for nuggets of gold. And it looks like we've just hit the mother lode, in the form of a press release from Harley Street Skin.
"Harley Street Skin Launches new 'Miracle' Lemon Serum" proclaims the header (come on guys, no need to be so modest with those inverted commas). And then: something amazing. As the result of what we presume is a clerical error, the press release goes on to publish the 'miracle' formula in full.
We could sell this thing for BILLIONS — but instead we're selflessly publishing it word for word.
And so, we present to you the recipe for the eternal life:
We admit it's going to take a bit of time to work our way through this. And we are slightly bemused that the formula for this lemon 'miracle' serum doesn't appear to include lemon. Nonetheless, it's not every day someone emails you the secret to eternal life. Right, we'd better plug on. Anyone know where we can get some iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAABAAAAAKwCAYAAAAGBw3MAAAAAXNSR0IArs4c?
Last Updated 04 September 2018
