What we’re reading
- Bear bile and snakeskin boots: illegal goods seized at Heathrow – in pictures.
- The comforting taste of Christmas is damaging our planet.
- Photos of the Drunkenness and Dreams On London's First Late-Night Overground Service.
- Theresa May insists 2500 homeless children in London borough are not 'sleeping on our streets'.
- 'High-status' portrait of bearded woman bought by Wellcome Collection.
Things to do
CHRISTMAS AT KEW: Kew Gardens is in full Christmas mode from today. This means the whole family can join storytime sessions, winter flower making, conifer hunting and creative writing classes, alongside exploring this majestic garden. Kew Gardens, £11.50/£10, book ahead, 22 December-2 January
SCAVENGER HUNT: Drop into the visitor centre to pick up your winter scavenger hunt sheet then head off into the wilderness to track down the items. RSPB Rainham Marshes nature reserve, £1.50, just turn up, 10am-4pm
FROZEN SING-A-LONG: Just when you thought you'd got 'Let it Go' out of your head, this festive screening of Frozen came along to put it straight back in. But your kids will love you for taking them and what's more important than that? Walthamstow Assembly Hall, £5-£17.50, book ahead, 10am-4pm
GINGERBREAD HOUSE MAKING: Roll your sleeves up and get stuck in to this gingerbread making class while learning more about how our cities are designed from the Museum of Architecture. Today is also your last chance to check out the miniature city made entirely out of gingerbread. 27 Thurloe Street, £30, book ahead, 10.30am, 1pm and 3.30pm
FESTIVE VEGAN MARKET: Are you dreaming of a vegan Christmas but aren't sure where to pick up the ingredients for that nut roast? Head to Hackney Downs, where you can browse animal-free treats from London's finest vegan traders, as chosen by the Fat Gay Vegan. Hackney Downs Studios, free, just turn up, 3pm-9pm
WINTER SCREENS: Wander through the wardrobe into this Narnia-themed pop-up cinema, where you can snuggle up in front of Muppets Christmas Carol. Hackney Showrooms, £3, book ahead, 4pm-6pm
BABALONIA FUNDRAISER FOR SYRIA: All the musicians and poets involved in this night have waivered their fee and proceeds are split between Help Refugees and The Syria Campaign. How's that for good cheer? Check out the lineup here. And arrive early for £3 pints and two-for-one rum punch. Club Makossa (Dalston), £8, book ahead, 7pm-2am
FUNK AND SOUL XMAS: Groove the night away to Christmas hits from the likes of Ronettes, James Brown, Clarence Carter, Louis Armstrong and Darlene Love. Plus plenty of guilty pleasures, including Mariah. Montague Arms (Peckham), free entry, just turn up, 8pm-late
GOOD LIFE LONDON XMAS SPECIAL: The industrial space of the metal works has been thoroughly decked out in Christmas cheer, with five themed rooms for you to revel in. Hit up Dasher's Dirty Disco (for disco lovers), the ghetto grotto (for grime and base) and the jingle bell jungle (for jungle and dancehall). Islington Metal Works, £25.50+bf, book ahead, 11pm-5am
Good cause of the day: Charity Christmas Soirée
Descend into the depths of this surrealist arts club and gallery for an unforgettable evening of funk, soul, disco and very swish cocktails. (If you're lucky the snappily dressed Sophie Parkin will be on hand to mix you up a mean espresso martini). All proceeds go to the mental health charity Mind. Vout-O-Reenee's, £9, book ahead, 8pm-2am
Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing...
London is a city of incredible transformation. With structural remains that date back to ancient history still in existence, this unique walking tour takes in Lost London in all its former glory. From the Titanic booking office to the graveyards of man's best friend, you'll discover the weird and wonderful places that used to exist in the capital but are now only committed to memory. Using old photographs, newspaper cuttings and stories from the past, you'll be amazed at what has largely been written out of our history books... Get tickets
Whether you’re a pre-grated cheddar sprinkler or mimolette fan, this cheesy walking tour will delight your senses. Starting off at a cheese counter in Mayfair that has been serving for more than 300 years, you'll tour the city's best dairy delights - including Fortnum & Mason, where the royals get their fix. Get tickets
Track the journey of humanity through this tour around the British Museum. The tour aims to help you understand why the world is the way it is, and show how humans learned to question absolutely everything. Get tickets
Take to the waters and glide about in this beginner paddleboarding session. By the end of it, you'll be standing up and paddling solo, and there's plenty of help on hand to improve your technique. Change of clothes required. Get tickets